TV Heroes: Morecambe & Wise

There are very few comedians today that I can watch over and over again and still laugh out loud like it was the first time.  That’s the feeling I get whenever I watch an episode of The Morecambe & Wise Show.  It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen them I still find myself in fits of laughter at their silliness.

PKT3078-212042 1960 Morecambe and Wise.

Eric and Ernie were, and in my opinion still are, Britain’s greatest double act.  A friendship formed on the stages of vaudeville theatres up and down the country, carefully honing their routine before the bright lights of radio and television called to them.

morecambe_1911923i

They made their name in radio before transferring to television in their now infamous first series for the BBC, Running Wild.  This sketch show wasn’t well received.  Following the first episode Kenneth Bailey, writing for The People, said of the programme:

“Definition of the Week: TV set: the box in which they buried Morecambe and Wise”

Such was the impact of this one review, Eric is said to have carried it in his wallet for the rest of his life.  The series ran for six episodes before disappearing without a trace.  Disheartened by the experience, the pair returned to the variety circuit where they knew they could control the output.

After treading the comedy boards for a while, they were soon invited back as guests on various radio and television shows.  Upon their return from a tour of Australia they realised that live variety was dying and being replaced by the much more popular television.  They decided to concentrate on getting themselves another shot at a TV series which they soon received in the shape of Two of a Kind for ATV.

two_of_a_kind

Two of a Kind saw Eric and Ernie team up with writers Sid Green and Dick Hills and, following a lucky break involving an actors strike, the show found a rhythm and, more importantly, an audience.  This series saw the beginning of some of the gags and catchphrases that the pair became famous for, not to mention the humiliating of their celebrity guests.  Running for six series, in 1968 Lew Grade began negotiating for the pair to return for a further three years but, unable to offer the technological advances of his competitors (producing the show in colour!), Grade’s attempts failed as Eric and Ernie accepted an offer to return to the BBC.

Morecambe and Wise Greatest Moments

On September 2nd 1968 the first episode of The Morecambe & Wise Show was broadcast on BBC2.  As part of the deal, Sid and Dick were brought across to write the scripts with John Ammonds coming on board as producer with Ernest Maxin taking over the reins from 1975.  Satisfied with the finished product, the new team were looking forward to preparing for the next series when, on November 2nd, just over two weeks after the last episode of the series aired, Eric suffered a massive heart attack while driving to his hotel in Batley.  Immediately, plans for the next series were put on hold with Bill Cotton, head of BBC, allowing whatever time was needed for a full recovery.  Sid and Dick, however, were less convinced that Eric would return to work and thus decided to quit and return to ATV.

_67730528_67730527

Enter Eddie BrabenKen Dodd‘s gag writer, Braben brought a warmth and love to the duo’s act that had previously been missing based on his own observations of the pair.  The shows became more structured, the opening ‘spot’ in front of curtains that added to the live theatre feel of the show along with guests, scenes set in their flat, the play ‘wot Ernie wrote’ and, of course, the song at the end.  It gave the audience the feel that they had actually spent the night out at the theatre and, gradually, the numbers increased.  Viewing figures rose, especially for the Christmas specials, with the 1977 Christmas show reaching peak audience of 28 million.  But, early the next year, the pair announced that they would once again be leaving the BBC for a new life at Thames Television.

mez9qqohl65tpbljnnql

The lure of the Thames years was the promise of more films.  They had made three films in the sixties for the Rank Organisation – The Intelligence Men (1965), That Riviera Touch (1966) and The Magnificent Two (1967) – but neither of these movies set the world alight.  Thames offered the opportunity to make another film alongside their usual television work.  Unfortunately, the dream BBC team didn’t follow the duo to ITV – Maxin declined the move while Braben was under an exclusive contract to write for the BBC.  Barry Cryer and John Junkin were brought on as writers but, by 1979 Eric had suffered another heart attack, this time requiring bypass surgery.  Their first, full series for Thames came in 1980 once Eric had fully recovered.  By this time John Ammonds had come back on board and had successfully lobbied for Braben to return once his BBC contract had ended.  However, the reduced running time and added commercial breaks restricted Braben’s creativity and the show found itself reusing old gags.  After four series for Thames and the pair becoming less enamoured with the process as well as a poorly-received (and downright terrible) film – Night Train To Murder (1984) – the pair brought the series to an end.

tumblr_inline_o2smu6L9kc1shx9h6_1280

By 1984 Eric was happy in semi-retirement, concentrating on his writing while still fulfilling the odd work commitment, like the one he had with old friend Stan Stennett.  The show was a light-hearted Q&A that soon turned into a one-man show with Eric delighting at the audiences reaction to seeing him.  It was following this event that Eric suffered his third, and fatal, heart attack, eventually succumbing early in the morning of 28th May, 1985.

3430227-612x612

Ernie, meanwhile had kept on working, returning to the stage.  He also wrote his autobiography and became a regular guest on What’s My Line? and Countdown. After a number of health problems, Ernie officially announced his retirement from showbusiness on his 70th birthday, 27th November 1995.  While enjoying his retirement in Florida, Ernie had two heart attacks which resulted in a triple bypass operation.  He was later flown home and taken to Nuffield Hospital where, on 21st March, he passed away.

eric_1790905b

The legacy of Eric & Ernie is immeasurable.  Countless comics and writers have followed, each learning from their extensive back catalogue of comedy.  Much has been written about them in the years since, with most of the attention focussed on Eric while Ernie has been largely forgotten as one of the driving forces of the duo.  Both were hugely talented, funny and much-loved by millions of viewers.  Their sketches and gags have become part of the British way of life.  How many of us hear a police siren and utter those immortal words: “He’s not going to sell much ice-cream going at that speed” or, indeed, imagine ourselves dancing along to The Stripper while making breakfast?

Morecambe & Wise provided the world with pure family entertainment, a little bit of sunshine in our lives and a song in our hearts.  It is testament that, over thirty years since their last television show went out, that they are still as big a part of the landscape as they ever were with repeats of their shows on at least every Christmas and countless stage plays and television dramas written about them, ensuring that their memories, and those of their shows, live on forever.

600full-the-morecambe--wise-show-photo_4555

TV Heroes: Morecambe & Wise

 

“I’d like to thank all of you for watching me and my little show here tonight. If you’ve enjoyed it, then it’s all been worthwhile. So, until we meet again, good night, and I love you all!”

 

My Life In Film: Part Twenty Nine

We’re hurtling towards to big 300 (its only taken me four years to get this far!) and I’ve got the next two parts locked in.  There are some corkers to come in Part Thirty, including one of the most recent films in the list, as well as the usual dubious entries for which I have no regrets.  But that’s way off in the future (hopefully not too far off) and we’ve got more pressing matters to deal with.  Let’s do this…

 

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY (1994)

auYNaUmh02RrdkPBpQpLAlY605p

I think this was the first time I saw a film by the Coen brothers and, to be honest, I don’t think I fully appreciated it until many years later.  Not until I’d seen some of their other films did I truly ‘get’ it.  Following the suicide of its head, Hudsucker Industries board member Sidney J. Mussburger (Paul Newman) comes up with a plan to make money: to appoint a moron to run the company.  That ‘moron’ is Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) who has recently joined the company’s mail room.  The idea being that he’ll run the company into the ground and the remaining board members can buy its stock for pennies.  But they didn’t count on ace reporter Amy Archer (Jennifer Jason Leigh) who begins an investigation in to the company’s dealings.  It’s a modern fable that looks fantastic and has a wonderful performance from Newman who is having the time of his life.

WATCH IT FOR: “You know, for kids!”

 

SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD (2010)

Film Title: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

I’m a huge fan of Edgar Wright and will watch anything he’s involved with, whether it be zombies, cops or pub crawls.  Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is trying to romance two girls at the same time but one of these girls, Ramona (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) comes with more baggage than usual – seven exes which Scott must battle to the death in order to win Ramona’s heart.  Based on a graphic novel and filmed with the style of arcade games, Scott Pilgrim is a wonderful assault on the senses proving that Wright is one of the most exiting filmmakers of his generation.

WATCH IT FOR: Trailer

 

DELICATESSEN (1991)

Still-from-Delicatessen-b-001

I first remember seeing this film during a season of foreign films on BBC (I think) that were shown late at night.  I was struck by its visual style as well as the quirky filmmaking style.  Its set in a post-apocalyptic society where food is used as currency an focusses on an apartment building above a delicatessen that serves a very specific type of food.  There are some wonderful visuals here in a very dark, French comedy.

WATCH IT FOR: Testing the bed springs

 

RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983)

return_of_the_jedi_2

Or, to give it its full title, Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi.  This was, as far as I can recall, the very first film I saw at the cinema.  As I remember, it was for a school friends birthday party and, during the intermission (remember them?!) I had an orange ice lolly which then disagreed with me.  I felt sick and, back at the friends house waiting for my parents to pick me up, I threw up.  Hated oranges ever since.  Apart from that, I actually quite like this third/sixth entry in the Star Wars saga.  All the gang are back together – Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford –  as well as the opinion-splitting Ewoks!  Despite my initial memories of seeing this first time around, it had to be included in my countdown.

WATCH IT FOR: Speeder Chase

 

THE THING (1982)

The-Thing-1982

I’ll be honest, I was never a fan of this film for a long time.  In fact, I only watched it all the way through just a couple of years ago.  That being said, it is a fantastic piece of sci-fi horror from the master John CarpenterKurt Russell heads up a crew in Antarctica who finds a neighbouring camp destroyed and its crew dead.  Whatever it was that killed them is nowhere to be found.  It’s a tense, chilling and, at times, gory thriller that deals with isolation and paranoia.

WATCH IT FOR: Tape recorder

 

THE MATRIX (1999)

matrix-30-1200-1200-675-675-crop-000000

This trippy, sci-fi thriller blew minds when it was first released thanks, mostly, to its (then) ground breaking special effects.  Plot wise, its a bit convoluted and confusing, relying on techno-jargon and babble.  Keanu Reeves stars as a computer hacker who learns the true nature of reality and existence from a group of mysterious rebels leads by Laurence Fishburne.  At the time it was cutting edge, bang on trend as well as being way ahead of its time but, on recent viewings I’ve found it a bit messy and gimmicky but that’s not to take away from the fact that its a mind-blowing event of a movie from the Wachowski brothers (as they were known then).

WATCH IT FOR: Blue Pill or Red Pill

 

THE MAGNIFICENT TWO (1967)

7OXVZdckVnZ9cSXKRAUI3UQ7f8f

I’ve been a big fan of Morecambe & Wise all my life having been brought up watching their entertainment and variety shows on television.  I’m even a fan of the three films they made for the Rank Organisation which, although very funny, did very little to improve their on screen chemistry.  As vehicles, the films didn’t fit right but among them there are some gems.  In this one, Eric and Ernie play travelling salesmen who find themselves in a small South American country that is in the middle of a civil war.  In a case of mistaken identity and comedy of errors, the two end up fighting in the war and taking charge of a small army.

WATCH IT FOR: Trailer

 

THE PRODUCERS (1967)

241

A down-on-his-luck Broadway producer, Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) meets a timid accountant, Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) and they formulate a plan to make a fortune by putting on a sure fire flop.  The only trouble is, the flop is a massive success.  From the creative mind of Mel Brooks, this iconic comedy has since become a huge cult classic, spawned a 2005 remake and successful stage show.  Its full of wit, slapstick and outstanding performances as you’d expect from a Brooks movie.

WATCH IT FOR: Trailer

 

BACHELOR PARTY (1984)

MSDBAPA FE007

Long before he was one of Hollywood’s hottest stars, Tom Hanks owned the eighties with a series of hit comedies.  With Bachelor Party, its less comedy and more outright farce with a measure of boobs and booze thrown in.  Hanks plays Rick Glasco, a soon-to-be-married man who is thrown a party by his friends.  The party escalates out of control and a series of misfortunes and happenings occur and pretty soon things get out of hand.  It’s not the most subtle of movies but it does have a load of laughs and is good fun.

WATCH IT FOR: Hot dog!

 

REAL STEEL (2011)

1007-Film-Review-Real-Steel

I genuinely thought I’d hate this film.  It really isn’t the type of film I’d pick to watch but I’m glad I did.  Its so much better than I imagined.  Hugh Jackman plays a former boxer and struggling promoter in a near future when robot boxing is the biggest sport.  He thinks he’s found a way back in with a discarded robot and starts training for the fight of his life.  This has all the hallmarks of a classic Disney-style movie from the eighties with a struggle to get back to the top, fun robots, cute kids and great special effects.  It really is worth checking out if you haven’t already.

WATCH IT FOR: Trailer

 

And there you go, another batch of ten films down and only another ten to make it to the milestone of 300!  I think you’ll agree there are some great films in this list and a couple of surprises too.  I have great fun compiling these editions and hope you get as much out of it as I do.  If you do, please don’t hesitate to get in touch and let me know, I’d love to hear from you.  There are more cinematic treats to come so please do stick around.  Until next time…

back-to-the-future-21

“I’m in pain and I’m wet and I’m still hysterical!”

 

 

 

 

 

My Life In Film: Part Twelve

Here we go again!  Like another sequel to Fast And Furious, I’m back whether you like it or not.  I’ve looked through the list of films I’ve already included and noticed some glaring errors – not spelling or grammar (that I’m aware of!) – but errors in the films that haven’t been posted yet.  That’s one of the hardest parts of doing this (whatever this is) trying to decide which films to add and when.  But remember, this is by no means a definitive list more like a living, breathing archive.  So don’t worry that I haven’t included “such and such” in favour of “whatsit”, I’m pretty sure they’ll appear sooner or later.

 

ROMANCING THE STONE (1984)

allinseguimento-della-pietra-verde

The mid-eighties was a peak time for adventure movies thanks mostly to Raiders of the Lost Ark.  This film was just one of many that broke through.  Kathleen Turner plays Joan Wilder, a writer of pulpy romance novels who travels to Columbia when she hears that her sister has been kidnapped.  Once there she meets soldier of fortune/treasure hunter Jack Colton, played by Michael Douglas and the two of them embark on a non-stop adventure where they encounter many undesirable characters, including Danny DeVito.  Director Robert Zemeckis whips the pace along and gives the film a feel of old style Hollywood.  Douglas, Turner and DeVito have a chemistry on screen that is unlike any other, so much so that they starred in a sequel (The Jewel of the Nile) and a third, unrelated movie (The War of the Roses).

WATCH IT FOR: The trailer gives you a flavour of what to expect.  Plus, it’s not your bog-standard type of trailer.

 

DARKMAN (1990)

17058_84

Weird, darkly-comic and innovative.  Director Sam Raimi brings the comic book to life in spectacular fashion.  Liam Neeson plays Peyton Westlake, a brilliant scientist who has discovered how to make synthetic skin.  After being horrifically burned by ruthless criminals and his assistant murdered, Peyton is presumed dead.  In his quest for revenge, Peyton utilises his discovery to take on other people’s appearance but, due to a glitch, his synthetic skin only last for 100 minutes in exposed light.  Neeson is brilliant as the disturbing dark avenger as is the late Larry Drake as his nemesis, Durant.  It’s bonkers, quite gruesome and very funny.

WATCH IT FOR: “Justice has a brand new face” – Classic trailer

 

EMPIRE RECORDS (1995)

41c7795819b576b8240d964c48616284

This is one of those cult teen movies from the nineties where the soundtrack is just as good as the film itself.  Focussing on a day in the life of an independent record store facing the prospect of closure due to the appearance of a large chain store.  Its a story of the underdog fighting against corporate greed.  Featuring early performances for future big names like Liv Tyler, Robin Tunney and Renee Zellweger, Empire Records is fun, hip (for it’s time) and full of great songs.

WATCH IT FOR: The trailer, pretty much telling you the whole story!

 

NECESSARY ROUGHNESS (1991)

cebff31f542bb8907d15d9104e5a1852

Cinema loves an sports underdog and we’ve been treated to a fair few over the years, some better than others.  I happen to prefer this one, mainly because it stars Scott Bakula, star of one of my favourite TV shows Quantum Leap.  The story is tried and tested, a struggling college football team takes on an ageing (and retired) former quarterback, a female kicker and a bunch of misfits to help them win against all odds.  Featuring fine support from Hector Elizondo and Robert Loggia, Necessary Roughness may not be to everyone’s taste but I love it!

WATCH IT FOR: The obligatory pep talk!

 

WAY OUT WEST (1937)

WAYOUTWE-1937-1

What list of great films would be complete without a little bit of Laurel & Hardy?  I think this is probably one of their finest, and definitely one of their most famous films.  Way Out West sees Stan and Ollie tasked with delivering a deed to a gold mine to the daughter of a dead prospector.  The film is full of classic moments that make this duo one of the best in cinema history.

WATCH IT FOR: The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia

 

GHOSTBUSTERS II (1989)

eb0244d2e0b1e27000b1b70fe6a7aafe

Five years after the original, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson are back as New York’s finest Ghostbusters.  Called in to help when a massive river of ectoplasmic slime is discovered under the streets of the city, our heroes come up against an evil that threatens to destroy the world.  Though it might not be as good as the original (few sequels are) it still boasts plenty of comedy and thrills to keep you watching.  It’s a damn sight better than that shambles of a reboot (I’ll not mention it again, honest!)

WATCH IT FOR: The boys are back!

 

THE INTELLIGENCE MEN (1965)

de07b34d45f2d84bee53689366a2d7ea

The first of three films for the Rank Organisation starring British comedy stars Morecambe & Wise.  Although these films didn’t set the world alight, they were popular enough to keep their star status which saw them dominate TV for years.  In brief, Eric and Ernie reluctantly come up against international spies in the heart of Swinging Sixties London.

WATCH IT FOR: Swan Lake!

 

PAPERHOUSE (1988)

paperhouse1-1600x900-c-default

This forgotten gem of a British horror sees a young girl, lost in her own loneliness and solitude make friends with a disabled boy she can visit through a picture she has drawn of a house.  Soon her fantasy world and reality combine to create stuff of nightmares.  I remember first seeing this film on VHS and being absolutely scared beyond belief.  I think because it’s a British film and looks more realistic than any Hollywood horror films that it felt more real to an impressionable kid like me.  Charlotte Burke and Elliott Spiers are brilliant as the young leads.

WATCH IT FOR: An atmospheric trailer to tingle your spines!

 

CLIFFHANGER (1993)

article-2187790-14881076000005DC-377_634x420

Released in the summer of 1993, this high-action adventure thriller from director Renny Harlin sees Sylvester Stallone face off against terrorists up a mountain.  The film starts with one of the most heart-stopping moments on film before racing through magnificent set-pieces all set against the backdrop of spectacular scenery.  John Lithgow provides the villainous support with a rather decent British accent to boot.  It’s pretty much Die Hard Up A Mountain but it’s so fast and enjoyable that you forget you’ve seen most of it before.

WATCH IT FOR: The trailer, in typical Harlin style!

 

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)

38a6d02cbd264bd354a502b0bdc90277

Thirty years after The Return of the Jedi, the Star Wars franchise is given a massive boost after the disappointment of the prequel trilogy.  Director J.J. Abrams, a fan of the films himself, brings his own style to what is a wonderful entry into the canon.  A new threat has risen in the shape of The First Order which attempts to rule the galaxy but didn’t bet on a mismatched bunch of heroes in the form of Rey (Daisy Ridley), Finn (John Boyega) and a little help from the Resistance.  What makes this film stand out from the prequels (apart from being much, much better) is the inclusion of the original stars.  Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher all reprise their iconic roles to bring the two generations together in spectacular fashion.

WATCH IT FOR: Old and new work together

 

And so ends another countdown of some of my favourite films.  At this rate, I’ll be hitting the 200 mark very soon.  As it happens, we’re at the 120 mark at the moment and still so much more to come.  If you agree, disagree or just aren’t that bothered by my choices, feel free to let me know here or find me on Twitter.

Back-to-the-future-2